99% of the fuckheads don't have that.
SH: it is like when pretty girls take photos on old cameras and think they are artistic. zero musical talent or idea or anything worthwhile. cunts
APLM: what are we talking about
SH: drone music. almost impossible to make drone good as it is very essence is that unlistenable, like trying to make a tree without a trunk or branches or leaves
APLM: aw what about mhva?
SH: he is on the good side of it. he has cool sounds, and you think it could soundtrack something, but 99% of the fuck heads don't have that
APLM: yeah. and i don't think mhv deals a lot with noise
SH: his is more like atmospheric
APLM: ya exactly. there's always attention to detail and atmosphere with his work
NMP: I like mhva's work but there are some really awkward drone music out there
SH: "songs of our people" - traditional songs
B: Egads no.
SH: i could write about castles and how britain conquered the world. blingley could write about bread
B: Finnish traditional songs are...
SH: bread based?
B: We should do covers of My Little Pony songs.
B: >instant hate
B: SEE EVEN YOU HATED THE IDEA INSTANTLY
SH: I am just going to record myself wanking and crying and loop it for 25 minutes
SH: and dub the voices of children in the background
fuck your love songs.
MAXI: sex music would be awesome
SH: THANK YOU MAXI
MAXI: like straight up porno comp, that would be so fucking cool. Fuck your love songs
MATT: "fuck your love songs" is an awesome title for this
SH: "music to masturbate to"
APLM: "FUCK YOUR LOVE SONGS: MUSIC TO MASTURBATE TO"
MATT: okay, lets do this. i'm in
APLM: if you guys do this i'll sit out
SH: fun police
MATT: what? why? MARIA
APLM: YES, WHAT IS IT MATTI
MATT: you have to make a fuck song
SH: it doesn't have to be proper sexy
APLM: SO YOU WANT ME TO BE IMPROPER SEXY?
B: It's not like we weren't getting homoerotic all the time here anyway?
MATT: normal is not what we are going for, young lady
SH: wagwan, jesus people
SH: it just means hello
WGWGSA: no lo comprendo
R: shen ma?
APLM: como se dice "what"?
B: Wa Gwan means "what's going on"
SH: THANK YOU BLINGLEY
FB: up yours, jerk
APLM: you're a terrible person
FB: I know I'm a terrible person. It keeps me up at night. While I'm doing your wife :)
APLM: you're a monster
FB: I'm sorry. But if at any point any of this banter bothers you just call me on it. That's my policy
APLM: you ruined it :P
FB: That's what I did to your wifes pussy. Right are lyrics going somewhere else or should I put them on the picture. I've to pick my mate up in ten minutes so I can't read ALL THOSE POSTS
APLM: send the liner notes and the lyrics and everything else you wanna put in the pdf as a text file and then the picture separately
FB: WAS THAT SO HARD? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT OMG
APLM: BECAUSE I HATE YOU. IT WOULD NOT BE IN MY CHARACTER. DUH
FB: FUCK YOU MARIA I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU. Oh ffs the photo I want to use isn't available in 1000x1000
APLM: UP YOURS DIPSHIT
FB: THIS IS BULLSHIT
APLM: YOU'RE BULLSHIT
FB: THIS WHOLE THING IS BULLSHIT
APLM: YOUR SONG IS BULLSHIT
FB: I'M FULLY AWARE MARIA. ISN'T THAT THE IDEA OF POP
APLM: GO AWAY RIKKI. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP
FB: Wow. That was... pretty harsh
APLM: get with the program
APLM: you're trying to trick me and it's not going to work
FB: Nah genuinely hurt at that comment, damn. I was just having a laugh but you took it too far
APLM: aw. i'm sorry. you know i'm not good at this :(
FB: EITHERS YOUR WIFE AT SUCKING COCK
B: Besides, vocals are overrated. I'm starting a against-vocals-coalition
SH: what you going to be called?
B: /mu/ted, obviously.
SH: lol'd out loud at /mu/ted
some sinister shit.
SH: snaily you HAVE to do the voice again
R: I think thats probably a good idea
SH: ack... tonsillitis...
R: ouch man, get better soon
SH: I feel bad, as i haven't. i just don't like doing the voice
APLM: OH YOU LIAR
R: o lol.
APLM: come onnnn
MATT: fuck you snail!
APLM: for continuity's sake
MAXI: I love you snail
MATT: getting us all worried and shit
MAXI: But I might cut your vocal cords out
SH: haha that's some sinister shit maxi
i vowed never to catch the progs again.
SH: AHAHAHA, 3 MINUTES, POP SONG. YES.
R: >that feel when you have the progs and don't understand what 3 minutes are...
WGWGSA: the progs are horrible bro
M: >that feel when only one song you've made is over three mins (not counting a remix)
WGWGSA: >that feel when only ever made two songs under three minutes
APLM: oh no. the progs.
SH: anti progs is a tough thing to have too. my first ever snailhead song was 5 minutes long and it was shit, so i vowed never to catch the progs again
i am not 64.
APLM: i use foam over the mic
FB: Oh okay
APLM: i don't have a mic stand so i can't use a pop filter
FB: I've lost my pop shield... Think a sock will do the job? and yes I'm serious
APLM: get a coat hanger and your girlfriend's stockings
FB: My girlfriends 22, not 64
APLM: i think maybe the sock might block out too much. and ask her, every girl needs at least one pair
APLM: i am not 64 :(
you should do threeways more often.
NH: it's a great pop tune, really catchy
NH: you should do threeways more often
SF: >mfw I look at chat and just see "do threeways more often"
M: you heard right strat
NH: threeway collabs of course
M: it was like KLV and maria were DPing my song
SH: that's a nice mental image
M: something for the liner notes
SH: or the VH1 special
M: snail is connected. he's set us up a sitdown with the mtv executives
SH: that is so true. I don't even know why i spend hours in SC threads trying to get listens
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we should win a racist award.
SH: that afternoon nap feel
NMP: that feel when you wish you could take an afternoon nap
B: Move to mexico and have a fiesta instead. Or whatever it is they call it. Also, SOMBREROES. SOMBREROES EVERYWHERE
SH: Spanish people get so mad when you deliberately mix them up with mexicans. I used to do it to my Spanish housemates all the time... ¡Andele! ¡Andele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
SH: *Fires guns in the air*
S: la familia es todo.
R: speedy gonzales much?
B: We should win a racist-award. We're international, so instead of just hating one country, we hate all of them. We're like, omni-racist.
i wasn't even born a decade ago.
SH: can't spell CRAP without RAP XD LOLOLOL LMAO ROFL.
APLM: oh you
SH: you should do more rap though maria
APLM: i totally do. it's that i sing so much more. i started as a hip hop artist, lol. A DECADE AGO
SH: i was two years old a decade ago. you're so old
NH: i wasn't even born a decade ago
APLM: i think we've created loliwave
M: yeah kinda. the next big thing after gigglecore! the hai: uh... i forgot what i was about to say, but it was something good
APLM: the hai: 2deep4/mu/?
M: yeah, that sounds good. what she said.