February 2012
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rimshot orchestra.
B: Ah, now I see how maria gets her work done despite slacking with us. There's multiples of her.
WGWGSA: aaaaah. that's how she tracks so many vocals for so many people
APLM: i'm actually a set of triplets.
B: I envy your husband.
WGWGSA: cheap joke. applause, rimshot orchestra
APLM: i should have seen that coming
WGWGSA: ooh rimshot orchestra. brb
B: You didn't?
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I AM THE 1%.
WGWGSA: 99 percent of songs that are played are by 1 percent of artists #occupymusic
SH: protesters who make 'amusing' signs should be brutally cracked down upon
MAXI: 99% of people in The Hai make music #occupytinychat
WGWGSA: #occupythehai
APLM: lol @ occupythehai. I AM THE 1%
MAXI: #occupymaria
B: I'm alright with this, Maxi.
APLM: maxi that really does not sound wholesome
MAXI: wholesome family fun is what it is
WGWGSA: bring your family
B: #occupymaria shall be the name of at least one of the tracks for the sexmusic comp.
SH: bahahaha
MAXI: Maria how could you let us do this music comp. This could end bad for you
WGWGSA: this is guaranteed to end bad for you
B: I think I was able to hear the sound of her facedesking all the way to Finland.
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inb4track's redntoothnclaw reviews "Europa." →
“Although not a completely engaging series of songs, this EP showcases A Problem Like Maria expanding on her vocal abilities and Almost technicolor working with both conventional beats as well as experimental.”
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whoa.
APLM: was i not clear before? i'm not participating in the sex music compilation
B: Aww :(
APLM: just kidding. i probably am. i mean i already promised maxi. but it's at your own risk
MAXI: Yeah
APLM: haha
B: It will be the most homosexual compilation ever without you.
MAXI: that would be weird. A sex music compilation with all dudes. who do you think we are maria? nsync?
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no such thing.
B: YEEEEEEEE-HAW
WGWGSA: y helo thar
B: WG thought I was a texan hunting mexicans and decided to run away. He grabbed his birth certificate and came back, though.
WGWGSA: pff you don't hunt mexicans silly. if a texan needs to find some mexicans, he just goes to that one street corner and scrapes them off the benches
B: But it's no fun if they don't run. :(
WGWGSA: like a shepherd except manual labor instead of eating grass
B: Besides, what are all those guns and lassoes for then? :(
WGWGSA: those are for the gub'ment. we need those guns for when they come to take our guns away
B: Texas exists in a paradoxical state of needing guns to keep their guns. For some reason, this does not even surprise me.
WGWGSA: it's not all bad though. we have a good hipster population. we hunt them by throwing vinyl LPs into ravines and watching them fall in
B: Yeah, better get rid of them. They probably are all carriers of the progs anyway.
WGWGSA: not a lot of good loot to be had
B: Life-long supply of ugly sunglasses?
SH: no such thing as ugly sunglasses. just ugly people
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forever alone.
MAXI: oh baby, i got dat feeva
B: Feeeeevah. I've had it for a while now. And before that Matti had it
FB: hello
MAXI: Help me bling, I'm burnin up
B: Cool yourself with chill beats, Maxi
FB: forever alone
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could be worse.
MATTI: anyway, if you're ready so get serious with the rap thing, count me in. i'm going to hang a bit on the couch, or from the chandelier. we'll see
B: I need pictures of Matti hanging from the chandelier. That is my fetish.
MATTI: >implying i even have a chandelier. but i could tell you my adress, you hop on the next plane to berlin. i will leave off my shoes and you could cum on my feet while i am dangling in the dining room. that is MY fetish
B: Could be worse.
MATTI: yep, i'm a pretty tame fetishist
B: At least you're leaving the shoes off.
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“When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don’t even notice.”
– Sarah Vaughan
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A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA on Facebook. →
six likes to an even 200! aww. thanks, sillyheads. i know 200 is not overwhelming in the grand scheme of things, but for me this is phenomenal. i love you all! <3
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