B: For some reason, I always figured Kappa as a male turtle. This opens up a whole new possibility for the sex comp.
WGWGSA: "lay your eggs in the beach and leave them to fend for themselves"
B: That's why calling someone "turtle egg" in chinese is an insult
R: well turtle egg is a pretty outdated insult. they'd probably laugh at you if you mentioned it, depending on how innerchina you are. why am I sure this is going to be on marias blog of shame tho