required latency.
B: The correct time to call album of the year is 10 years after that year.
R: is that the required latency for AoTY?
B: Pretty much.
R: haha
B: You can usually tell 10 years from now that it's the album you're still listening to.
R: but I don't listen to anything from 2002 anymore. so obv. nothing from that year was AOTY then?
only in america.
B: Har Har. Funland FInland torrents how it pleases, etc.
MATTI: haha
VD: dafuq. i thought it was like that only in AMMMURICA
B: AAMRUICA
WGWGSA: MUAIRAICA
VD: MARUARIRAICUCUAAA
WGWGSA: LDALN FOF ETH FAREREE
VD: FUKCKCUCUUC YHEAHHAEEEEEEEEEEE
all caps or no caps.
APLM: who's actually here
B: No one
APLM: :(
B: We've never been here to begin with. We just pretend. To exist.
APLM: :( :(
B: Don't ask how that works, it's kinda complicated. Also, y u no capitalize name?
APLM: i've never liked capitalizing things. it's all caps or no caps
B: :/ Everything looks neater when stuff is capitalized.
APLM: welp
B: My OCD compels me.
WoW.
VD: i type
B: I was in a guild with this swedish chick, Alex, or something. I don't remember very well anymore.
VD: like
B: But basically, she'd notify you in guild chat every time you made a spelling error.
VD: this
B: Every. Single. Time.
VD: because of
B: Pretty much conditioned everyone to write properly.. :P
VD: people in
B: Due to that conditioning, I got maximum points from most english exams thereafter.
VD: wow
B: Yeah, the correct way to avoid that is to leave the general chat. Always.
VD: and also a general retardation
B: Especially in Barrens. Unless you want to hear people describing their sexual fantasies in poor grammar.
Vocal Takes.
MATTI: maria, did you listen to my voicemail things?
APLM: not yet. did you do a lot of takes
MATTI: 3 for each part for now. if it's not enough, let me know, because actually i did a lot of takes but just picked three for each part :)
R: >that feel when I just did 20 vocals takes and didn't like a single one
MATTI: i know that feel
WGWGSA: >that feel when usually do two vocal takes and pitch correct the hell out of them
APLM: i typically do about 15-20
WGWGSA: >gud singer
APLM: but only keep 8 and only send 2-4, keep the rest for safety
NMP: I usually record 10 takes, 4 normal, 3 high pitched and 3 in a deep voice. and pitch correct the hell out of them
B: True men record 20 takes, print them all on vinyl, and then use vinyl to audition which one sounds best.
MATTI: sounds complicated
B: Vinyl, not dub. That's for casuals. True men also sample their kick drums on tape to get that tape warmth, and then to vinyl, to get a little bit of vinyl crackle in
R: but only vinyl on cd
B: Because vinyl crackles sound sexy as hell
"sounds ready for beatport."
B: Now you will never be sure if I've ever listened to your wips, or if I just give generic random commentary, matti.
APLM: "i like the part where it changes"
B: "nice track man"
MATTI: dat bass
B: "sounds ready for beatport"
APLM: "great ambient sounds"
B: "nice atmosphere"
APLM: "p.s. listen to my track at http://blah.blah"
too much imagination.
B: Is it hoppy the hippity hop hop hipitity hopitity hoppity hip
FB: Too much musical talent to be hip hop. too much imagination
B: Oh crap :( I need to get a stereotypical black guy to rap over it to make it more generic.
FB: Or tim. Get tim. gettim. Get 'im. Get. HIM. Bling.
B: YO TIM. YO WANNA SPIT ON DE HOTTEST BEAT YO. HOTTEST BEAT THIS SIDE OF WORLD. MAN. YO THIS BE AN OPPORTUNITY YO CAN'T MISS DAWG. THE BEAT BE SO HOT IT BE BUSTIN' SLUGS AT HOES AND BE PIMPIN' THEM DEAD HOES IT BUST SLUGS AT. YO NECROPHILIC PIMP BEAT. YOU WANNA RAP OVER IT? ...that feel when you realize that Maria is still in the chatroom and that you're ending on blog of shame again.
FB: :( we all know that feel blingbro
APLM: sometimes i think you guys just rig these conversations from the start. it's just too easy.
favourite color of the alphabet.
B: On scale of one to ten, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
VD: Yes.
KD: ＴＨＥ ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ ＯＦ ＢＥＩＮＧ ＣＵＭＭＥＤ ＩＮＳＩＤＥ
B: These answers explain everything.
THE FJORDS ARE ALIVE.
APLM: i don't THINK i want fame and fortune
MATTI: fuck fortune. but FAME, in big red letters
APLM: but more widespread success would be nice. and i define that as my music reaching more people, which i guess comes with being more popular
B: It's the other way for me, Matti. x)
APLM: and i've never been popular
MATTI: start making black metal
APLM: hahahaha
MATTI: move to norway
APLM: A PROBLEM LIKE KVLT MARIA
B: I don't really care for the fame, but you know, some money would be nice. :P
MATTI: haha
B: COMING OUT WITH A NEW BLOCKBUSTER EP: FJORDS, FJORDS EVERYWHERE
APLM: THE FJORDS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
FB: guts of the world. You SHOULD leak it, to build hype... In fact I'll get on that for you wugs. You're welcome.
B: The most edible part according to the scottish. Owait.
FB: Man, I'm trying to tone down the cuntery and bling comes out with a comment like that. Get the Cuntplane, Alfred, Cuntmans back.
B: I fill the void of cuntism.
FB: That works
WGWGSA: Cuntism is one of those voids that just needs filling, almost like
FB: I'll be less of a cunt, you can be more of a cunt
WGWGSA: like a hole that you have to fill, like
FB: So the hai has just the right amount of cuntery
WGWGSA: inserting something to fill the hole of cuntism
FB: Your views excite me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, Wugs
B: He's like a philosophy major or something.
WGWGSA: I'm pretty enlightened if I do say so myself.
